Monthly Archives: August 2014

The First Week Of Kindergarten In Titles

Monday: “School Is Awesome!”

Tuesday: “School Again? Yah!”

Wednesday: “School Again? Okay.”

Thursday: “I Don’t Want To Go To School.”

Friday: “I Won’t Go To School.”

Kindergarten is awesome, but it’s a lot to take in for a five-year-old kid (and his Mama!). I was over-the-moon happy on the first day when Riley showed so much excitement for this new and unfamiliar chapter in his life. What I want him to learn more than anything this year (besides how to count to 20 without skipping 15 and 16) is to leap – to know that life’s biggest surprises and greatest rewards come when we take risks and try new things…even when especially when we’re scared.

Despite Riley’s progressive descent into morning madness, he came home every day with a smile on his face, dirt under his nails, and at least one (and upwards of 100) stories to tell. He started off the week with the coveted job of “line leader,” which we all know is THE best job in Kindergarten, and ended the week as the “mail assistant,” which is another triumph because, let me tell you, this kid loves mail in a way that both baffles and frightens me.

In case you’re wondering, he wore his school uniform like a champ (buttons, zippers, pockets, collars, and belts, oh my!), and he didn’t cry once when I dropped him off.  (Neither did I, by the way. Proud Mama!)

I have no idea what next week will bring, but I sure hope the title for Saturday is: “The Day Everyone Slept In.”

Kindergarten

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It’s The Night Before School

It’s the night before school

And the kids are still up!

Six a.m. will be a bitch

I better set up my favorite K-cup.

 

The backpacks are waiting

By the front door

Alongside my running shoes

Gathering dust on the floor.

 

My “First Day” printables

Are cute as can be

So stay away from Facebook

Unless you can compete with me.

 

The lunch boxes are ready

To be packed with pizzazz!

Because believe me when I say

I love packing lunches as much as…

 

I love Go Math!

Don’t you dig it, too?

Common Core is almost as awesome

As the season that brings the flu.

 

The Nine West “First Day of Kindergarten” ad

Wasn’t all wrong.

There’ll be a welcome six and a half hour break

From the “Everything Is Awesome” song.

 

Their hair has been cut

Their sneakers have been bought

Their uniforms are washed

Whether they want to wear them or not.

 

I’ll cherish the memories of summer

Except the whining, bickering, and “I’M BORED!”

Because in just one more sleep

I will happily cut the cord!

 

The time sure goes by fast

Like a cheap nice bottle of wine

Except when I’m waiting

In an endless carpool line.

 

Let the homework and sniffles

And lice checks commence.

There’s no turning back

And there’s no good defense.

 

It’s time to embrace chaos

And science fair projects, oh dear!

My fellow Mamas, it’s once again time

For another crazy school year.

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