Monthly Archives: August 2014

The Things We Keep

You guys. I love love LOVE telling funny stories. Nothing makes me happier than to tell a good poop story or document reckless shopaholic behavior. Motherhood is freakin’ hilarious, and the funny bits are what I cherish the most, but motherhood is also sometimes confusing, lonely, gritty, messy, and sad.

When I’m not writing about the crappy (pun intended) aspects of a colonoscopy or toys that make me positively loony, you might just find me writing about my dying dog, my son’s sensory processing disorder, my fear of death, or my long ago molar pregnancy. It happens. I can’t control it. It’s me. It’s my journey. It’s my story.

Today, I’m proud (so proud that I have tears in my eyes) to introduce you to my first ever essay published on ScaryMommy.com (Holy crap!). It’s a piece about a not-so-fabulous chapter of my story, but it’s also about cleaning shit out, and cleaning almost always feels good. Except when I’m cleaning pee on the floor next to the toilet. That kind of cleaning never feels good.

So here it is:

HERE → http://www.scarymommy.com/the-things-we-keep/ ←HERE

Thank you to the moon and back for reading AND SHARING!   Please, oh please, share this link!  In doing so, you will be a part of a collective shout from the rooftop that shit happens. That motherhood is a climb. That sometimes we start off on the wrong foot, trip in the middle, or face-plant near the end. But, we pick ourselves up, we carry on, and we find the courage to let go of the things that hold us back and keep the things set us free.

What are the things you’ve kept (or thrown away)? I love comments. Leave them here or on ScaryMommy.com.

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The “Other” Parenting Milestones

The first time you see your baby smile is pretty incredible isn’t it?   How about those first steps? Amazing, right? Do you know what else is freakin’ Miraculous with a capital “M”? When your baby finally holds his own bottle! Or, when your kid finally wipes his own butt! Whether or not moms and dads admit it, these are the kinds of milestones they crave when they’re in the thick of this wild ride called parenting.

Check out my brand spankin’ new post, “15 Milestones ALL Parents Look Forward To (Whether They Admit It Or Not),” on Mamalode.com (I know, holy moly!):

CLICK HERE → http://mamalode.com/story/detail/15-milestones-all-parents-look-forward-to-whether-they-admit-it-or-not ← CLICK HERE

What “other” milestones would you add to the list? I love a good discussion, so leave a comment here or at Mamalode.com.

Thank you for reading, laughing (I hope), and sharing. Seriously, help a Mama out. Share the crap out of this essay!

Thanks a billion!

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