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Cause and Effect

CauseEffect

The boys have an online reading and math curriculum that they use at school and at home. One of Dylan’s recent reading lessons was about cause and effect. The lesson demonstrated a cause and then showed two possible effects to choose from.

For example: It snowed outside. Therefore,

(A) Molly shoveled the driveway.

(B)  Molly went swimming.

Answer: (A) Molly shoveled the driveway.

Here’s another one: Mitch was hungry. Therefore,

(A) Mitch went to sleep.

(B) Mitch had a snack.

Answer: (B) Mitch had a snack.

You get the idea. Since I’m procrastinating folding laundry, cooking dinner, bathing the children, and doing other Sunday evening annoyances, I thought it would be fun to do a cause and effect quiz with all of you.

1. Mom ensures that the dog doesn’t frolic in the mud pit at the local dog park. Therefore,

(A) The dog stays clean.

(B) Riley falls in the mud pit.

Answer: (B) Riley falls in the mud pit.

2. Mom cleans out all of the old and/or expired food in the refrigerator before putting the new groceries away. Therefore,

(A) Mom is organized and prepared to cook a delicious kale and white bean soup for dinner (that she’s been craving all weekend).

(B) Mom accidentally throws out the fresh kale.

Answer: (B) Mom accidentally throws out the fresh kale. (Oops.)

3. Dad packs his suitcase for a business trip to London. Therefore,

(A) Everyone is sad.

(B) There is a power outage, the cable goes out, and the flush handle breaks on one of the toilets.

Answer: (A) and (B) Everyone is sad, and there is a power outage, the cable goes out, and the flush handle breaks on one of the toilets.

How’d you do?

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The First Week Of Kindergarten In Titles

Monday: “School Is Awesome!”

Tuesday: “School Again? Yah!”

Wednesday: “School Again? Okay.”

Thursday: “I Don’t Want To Go To School.”

Friday: “I Won’t Go To School.”

Kindergarten is awesome, but it’s a lot to take in for a five-year-old kid (and his Mama!). I was over-the-moon happy on the first day when Riley showed so much excitement for this new and unfamiliar chapter in his life. What I want him to learn more than anything this year (besides how to count to 20 without skipping 15 and 16) is to leap – to know that life’s biggest surprises and greatest rewards come when we take risks and try new things…even when especially when we’re scared.

Despite Riley’s progressive descent into morning madness, he came home every day with a smile on his face, dirt under his nails, and at least one (and upwards of 100) stories to tell. He started off the week with the coveted job of “line leader,” which we all know is THE best job in Kindergarten, and ended the week as the “mail assistant,” which is another triumph because, let me tell you, this kid loves mail in a way that both baffles and frightens me.

In case you’re wondering, he wore his school uniform like a champ (buttons, zippers, pockets, collars, and belts, oh my!), and he didn’t cry once when I dropped him off.  (Neither did I, by the way. Proud Mama!)

I have no idea what next week will bring, but I sure hope the title for Saturday is: “The Day Everyone Slept In.”

Kindergarten

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