Do you remember the game show, “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?” where adult contestants competed against fifth-graders to see who knew more answers to questions from elementary school text books? I have an idea for a game show called, “Are You Smarter Than Your Five-Year-Old?” but it’s flawed because the five-year-old will win every time. Case in point:
Mike: “Where did you get that cool motorcycle?”
Dylan: “I got it at the dentist because I was crying. They like it when you cry.”