Is a Bus a Truck?

Given my prominent status (Mama), I’m often asked really important questions.  Just the other day, Dylan asked, “Mommy, is a bus a truck?”  This is how I replied:

My dear Dylan…

Is a bus a truck?

A great question, you ask!

Figuring it out

Will be an important task.

A truck is a truck.

This much is true.

And a bus is a bus.

I know this, too.

And just so you know,

A bus is not a car.

But a sedan, convertible,

and station wagon are.

A car is not a truck

Or a bus that bumps along.

But a truck can be a monster

Or a truck can be long.

Like a dump truck that’s big

Or a dump truck that’s small.

But a dump truck will never

Ever be as tall

As a crane, a skyscraper,

Or a full grown giraffe.

But if a dump truck were filled with monkeys

You would have a big laugh.

Like if a cement truck spun bubbles,

Or a digger dug ham on rye,

Or a steamroller rolled dough

To make motorcycle pie.

A motorcycle is a bike

And a bike can be a scooter,

Or a shiny red moped,

But a pink one would be cuter.

Back to the bus

That brings kids to school,

Or makes stops around the city

To places that are cool.

A tow truck will help

If you’re stuck in the muck,

And I bet you’d like to hear about

A different kind of truck.

There are trucks that carry mail.

It’s fun to get a letter!

There are trucks that carry ice cream.

Now that’s even better!

But back to the question

That started this whole thing.

Was it something about a van?

Or, does a plane have a wing?

Did you ask about a boat?

Or wonder what’s an SUV?

Was it something about a train,

A blimp or trolley?

Wait a minute,

I remember now.

You asked about a truck

And a bus and cow.

Well, not the cow,

But it helped with this rhyme.

Animals are helpful

Every single time.

Is a bus a truck?

Is a truck a bus?

How can one question

Cause such a big fuss?

My dear Dylan…

Mamas know a lot

About a lot of stuff.

Is a bus a truck?

I hope this answer is enough.

There are so many things that

Zip, zoom and go.

About the bus and truck

This is what I know.

A truck is a truck

And a bus is a bus.

But a bus is not a truck

And a truck is not a bus.

 

 

 

 

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The Morning Commute

You think your morning commute is bad? Below is a rough outline of the steps involved in getting Dylan and Riley from our house to school each day. Not included are additional actions required as a result of inclement weather, unexpected trips to the bathroom, and days when the landscapers are making loud, scary noises with their weed trimmers.

Our commute requires the following:

  1. The time it takes to get the boys, Riley in particular, in the car (see previous post: “WHAT?!“).
  2. The time it takes to drive from our house to school, which includes opening snacks, clapping when we see trucks, and fighting over whose turn it is to pick the parking space once we get to school.
  3. Once on school property, the time it takes to: finally decide whose turn it is to pick a parking space, have the “decider” direct me to the actual parking space (not as easy as it sounds), and if necessary, back out and choose another parking space if the “decider” changes his mind (and cries) in the process.
  4. The time it takes to wipe faces due to: crumbs, runny noses, and/or tears.
  5. The time it takes to: inspect ant holes, watch squirrels play in the trees, chase butterflies, hide in the bushes, watch airplanes, helicopters and, occasionally, skywriters fly overhead, and pick up sticks and pretend they are lightsabers, “shoots,” airplanes, and/or rocket ships.
  6. The time it takes to convince Riley to put his sticks down before we go inside the building.  (Of course we can find them after school!)
  7. The time it takes to find the boys inside the building because once we walk throughthe front door they run.  Fast.
  8. Once found, the time it takes for Riley to: open the big, heavy door to his classroom all by himself, help him unpack his backpack, give him a hug and kiss goodbye, and on occasion, ask his teacher to peel his clinging body off of me.
  9. The time it takes to: walk Dylan to his classroom across the hall, watch him sign in (his handwriting is getting so good!), and give him a big (not embarrassing yet…at least I don’t think) kiss before finally walking out of the building…alone.
A smarter Mama would drop the kids off at carpool and avoid all of the above nonsense.  But I am a martyr.  I will hover over walk my babies boys into school until I am forced out.

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